Synopsis:
What kind of idiot would run a marathon without training for
it first? Me.
Sure, I’d heard all the horror stories. Endurance athletes
always fear “hitting the wall,” that point where the body runs out of energy
and, BAM! Roadkill. With no conditioning, I feared smashing into this wall hard
enough to leave a dent.
I wanted to train for the 2010 St. George Marathon, but
after breaking my foot, the only marathon I could handle was on Netflix. When
the race came, I just wanted to pick up the shirt I paid for, but peer pressure
and the energy of the other 7,000 runners convinced me to go for it. My plan?
Push the wall past the finish line. Then I could grab some ice cream, crawl
into my truck, and drive home.
This memoir details my love/hate affair with running, why I
didn’t prepare, and how I survived 26.2 grueling miles that I had no business
attempting. This book also includes running tips for anybody looking to
maximize their training experience, covering topics like:
- Finding
the right running pace
- Speed
workouts
- Running
safely at night
- Tapering
and carb-loading before a race
- Basic
first aid for runners
- Injury
prevention
- And
more!
It’s whimsical, yet educational. It’s whimsucational!
Foreward by Aaron Metler, winner of the 2010 and 2014 St.
George Marathons.
Story Excerpt #1
Setup: So, you may have noticed a pattern with the prizes. I
broke my foot while running in the dark, which is one reason I couldn't train
for the marathon. This was the first year I signed up for a marathon. I never
healed from this and ended up not running or even attempting the marathon.
Here's that story.
[After signing up for the marathon].. I did my first practice run. Because it was extremely hot outside, I thought I’d wait until it got dark and then officially begin my training. I was going to shoot for four miles, figuring that wouldn’t be a bad start.
[After signing up for the marathon].. I did my first practice run. Because it was extremely hot outside, I thought I’d wait until it got dark and then officially begin my training. I was going to shoot for four miles, figuring that wouldn’t be a bad start.
When it cooled off enough, I grabbed a flashlight and hit the
road. I’d considered bringing my cell phone, but I didn’t want to deal with
carrying too much equipment. The last thing I needed to do was drop and destroy
my cell phone on a run.
About a mile from my house, everything was great. I enjoyed the
relatively cool air and envisioned myself running my first marathon. I could do
this race—I was pumped! I decided to turn off my flashlight for a few meters so
I could enjoy the peace, quiet, and serenity of the night.
Then I rolled my foot.
It was one of the most painful experiences I’d ever felt in my
life, and I’ve done a lot of stupid stuff to my body. I screamed at the top of
my lungs and fell to the ground, cradling my foot and wondering what had just
happened. After spending a couple of minutes regaining my composure, I realized
my run was over. I hobbled over to the place where I had rolled my foot,
confused as to what had happened. It turned out that the side of the road had
curved sharply and I didn’t see it. I landed with my left foot half on the road
and half off, causing it to roll. Hard.
I regretted leaving my cell phone at home. The road I was
running on normally had a decent amount of cars, but Murphy’s law dictated that
nobody drove by that night. So I headed home. It was a horrible, painful mile
as I limped back to my house.
About the Author:
James
loves to write, but he doesn't like to brag. Just kidding, he totally loves to
brag. And refer to himself in the third person. Because both those things are
cool. Right?
Right?
James
Duckett is a founder and Chief Technology Officer of the Authors' Think Tank
Facebook Group and Podcast. He wrote his first story in the 2nd grade and has
been excited about writing ever since. He wrote his first book when he was 14,
but one of his friends did the world a favor and accidentally threw it away.
“Pushing
the Wall: A Memoir” is his first book. A contemporary romance (yeah, you read
that right) novella will appear in an anthology on March 31st, 2015. He's
introverted, geeky, funny looking, unpredictable, and easily distracted by the
latest gadgets.
My
top ten favorite things:
1) Socks. Seriously, I love socks! When people ask what I want
for my birthday or for Christmas, the answer is always socks.
2) Scriptures. I read them and life just feels better.
3) Dogs. Cats barely register as "tolerable", but
then, that's how they think about humans.
4) Running, which might be a duh. But really, anything that gets
my heart racing. Racquetball is a favorite.
5) High fives and fist bumps. Much more sanitary than a
handshake. I'm saddened by the decreasing use of the high five, it just says so
much about a person and I think society is worse off for abandoning its use.
Fist bumps kind of make up for it, but you can't do it with a ton of excitement
like you can a high five.
6) Foods: Italian pastas. Brownies. Combinations of peanut
butter and chocolate (Reese's are my favorite).
7) Movies: A Few Good Men, Dan in Real Life, How to Train Your
Dragon, and The Wedding Singer are the first that come to mind. Not in that
order.
8) Actor: Robin Williams will always be king to me. I wept when
I got news of his passing. I still haven't brought my self to be able to watch
one of his movies. Actress: Ummmmm..... nobody comes to mind. As a teenager I
seriously crushed all over Alyssa Milano, but I'm over that. She isn't yet, but
I keep telling her to give it time. Otherwise... sorry, nobody comes to mind.
WAIT! Mrs. Doubtfire. Whoever played her was BRILLIANT!
9) My Kindle. I love reading, but I hated lugging around books
by my favorite authors. Stephen King and Brandon Sanderson have teamed up to
give me back problems. But I love my Kindle Paperwhite. Tons of battery, no eye
strain, and it doesn't way a ton to copy around.
10) Friends and family. Though I'm an introvert, I'm still
grateful to those who have been there to enrich my life.
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